Thursday, 13 August 2009

13th August

I don't remember much, only that I thought I was in Italy but it was actually the beach from Turkey. First of all I had a family meal, and it was so boring that me and my brother left with Kate Moss to go to her house, which was a quaint little cottage in the middle of London.
The restaurant staff soon came to fetch us and gave us a mission as a punishment. It was to kill a girl called Millie (who I've only ever met once). So we got on a weird tram/bus thing and went to this warehouse overlooking the beach (the one from the TV show Dollhouse). Me and my brother chased the girl until we caught her on a piece of scaffolding, where we beat her up and glued her mouth together.
We dragged her to some secret ally, when suddenly I freaked out and was like 'no way I can't kill her'. So we ran to a cafe near by and found Hannah, my dad and someone who looked like Kate Moss but wasn't, and told them what happened. We managed to save Millie, and then I tried to bluff my way out of attempted murder!
And then I woke up.

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