27th August

There was rescue mission training taking place at Mcdonalds. It was in a dingy little bar, and all the trainees had to wear pink leather- including me! One trainee was a transsexual, and once the rest of us discovered she was we had to watch her transformation which involved her being whipped naked. Not nice...
The rescue mission unfolded, and whilst on the Moors in Devon Pelham woke an army of sleeping nanobots. To check that he had, I fired my gun into the air on the top of a hill. If Pelham hadn't of woken them, I'd sure had. We ran into a cave nearby which was a surprisingly clean bus station inside. There, the rescue mission grew in size and suddenly we were in the company of many refugees and each of us were certain that we were going to die. The kids were put in the middle of us in an effort to protect them; I remember thinking that I liked being on the outside because then I could die a hero.
Suddenly, the ceiling opened up, and out dropped a dazzling green marble. The girl beside me who I didn't know claimed that it was hers because she was related to some mythical saint or something. She absorbed the marble and repelled the nanobots with her green-ness.
Outside of the cave, when all was safe, the girl turned into Scott Woods. Everyone hugged and thanked him for his sacrifce apart from his wife who was Emma Cottee. She refused to hug him because she thought he was now too ugly.